Thursday, July 21, 2005

When Do You Get Off?

You know you're in for an interesting afternoon when an IM window pops up on your screen that opens with:

Her: how old were you when you started masturbating?


In case you're wondering how I responded --

Me: uh, hi. how are you?
Her: lol

7 comments:

purpletwinkie said...

I'm so disheartened. I thought I was the only one who used that pickup line.

Steve said...

So... how old were you?

Saturn said...

You should have said "I was born without sex organs."

Pisco Sours said...

Or you could have said, "I've never had to masturbate."

Dennis! said...

Alas, I quote myself from my previous entry: "Quick-witted I am not." But that I could have come back with a funnier response than I did....

Croaker said...

I get the IM's from people in Africa trying to get me to send them money so they can come back to the US. They are fun to play with if I have nothing better to do.

Dennis! said...

Oh, and Steve: I've never had to masturbate.