Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Is That a Banana in Your Pants?

T. walked into my office recently:

T.: Here you go.... [Handing me papers] Hm, smells like bananas in here.
Me: That's probably because there's a bunch of rapidly-ripening bananas sitting right there to your left.
T.: Smartass.

I have to say, I can't disagree with her assessment there.

9 comments:

D.T. said...

What were banana's doing in your office?

Sorry, but I got to ask. The nurse at my highschool always had bananas on her desk to show the proper way of putting a condom on...

Is that what you were practicing?

Dennis! said...

Errr... no. I was keeping bananas in my office because, well, I was planning on, uh, eating them as snacks over the course of the week. It's a novel use of bananas, I know, but I thought I'd give it a try. :-P

katie said...

Hmm, a good way to avoid the vending machines, as well as a good way to attract fruit flys.

Steve said...

Could be a banana in my pants... could be I'm just happy to see you.

p.p. said...

We're having a Cinco de Mayo potluck today. I can just imagine the questions already...

Dennis! said...

Katie: Yeah, my goal was to avoid potato chips. Then Pringles went on sale and I can't resist a sale on Pringles.

Steve: Whichever one it is, you'll have to show proof. Send me a pic.

Peter: Huh?

p.p. said...

I was referring to some of my co-workers questions regarding history, comments on the food, ect. -- along the lines of the banana question.

Oh, just assume you know what I'm babbling about. ;)

Dennis! said...

Time flies like an arrow... fruit flies like a banana.

katie said...

I have been staring at my mistake since I posted it. Why oh why can we not go back and edit comments.