Monday, May 09, 2005

Flying Fridges

Apparently I am one of a very rarefied few who find this joke funny:

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the bike?
A: Someone threw a fridge at her.

I can't even explain why the image causes me to burst out in hysterical laughter, but it does. My brother, his wife, most of their friends, and my cousins don't find it amusing at all.

Clearly I'm just weird.

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Related joke (found on the internet while researching this post):

Q: Why did the little boy fall of the swing?
A: He had no arms.

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Yet another related series of jokes:

Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was tied to the first elephant.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought they were playing a game.

5 comments:

kat said...

Reminds me of my favorite joke ever:

Q: What did the blind and deaf boy get for Christmas?

A: Cancer.

anne said...

Q: What's really sweet, has two antennas, and shrieks really loudly?

A: A baby with a fork planted in each eye.

When my sister was pregnant, I told her this joke to check that she still had a sense of humour. She did, bless her.

D.T. said...

LMAO! She falls off cux someone threw a fridge at her?! LMAO! OMG, I know these jokes make no sense, but I am laughing my ass off!

And that deaf/blind boy joke?! LMAO!!!

Will said...

Threw a fridge at her! I love it when kids get hurt.

Dennis! said...

I love the fact that I'm not the only one with a sick and twisted sense of humor on here. Of course, everyone who's not commenting on this post is probably thinking what a complete freak I am and vowing never to come to this site ever again.

Will, you crack me up.

Kat and Anne: I told your jokes to my officemates. They were not amused. But then they weren't amused by the fridge joke either, so what did I expect?