Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Decisions, Decisions

You know your life is completely pathetic beyond all redemption when you actually find yourself engaged in a thought process that goes something like this:

"Man, it's been a while.... I need to get off.... I could masturbate.... Okay, let's do that.... Hey, look, an unfinished sudoku!"

I'll leave it to you to guess which activity I ended up engaged in.


mysterygirl! said...

I recently engaged in a debate with a friend in which I stated that I would rather watch "House, M.D." than have sex. So I would probably work the Sudoku-- but I bet you could make a number of parallels between masturbation and Sudoku if you wanted to.

Michael Guy said...

::sigh:: I tried to wank one off over the weekend but became easily distracted by the dust on the coffee table. So I vacuumed in the nude for an hour. Just as invigorating--particularly around the windows.