What's-His-Name
An actual conversation which took place this weekend:
Girl: ... when John comes over this week.
Guy: Oh, your brother's coming into town?
Girl: No, John, the guy I'm seeing. We need to come up with a way to distinguish the two when referring to them.
Guy: Oh, okay.
[Conversation continues...]
Guy: He's Portuguese, right? What about something like "Portuguese John"?
Girl: Nah, that's too long and cumbersome. Besides, it sounds kinda racist.
Guy: You could shorten it...
Girl: But that would make him...
Guy: Porta-John!
Girl: That is just mean. I'm vetoing that one.
4 comments:
I've said it before, but really, when are you setting up that 'Overheard in D.C.' site?
hahaha-- how could anyone resist Porta-John as a nickname?
I give eveyone nicknames on my blog (mostly because I don't wanna' get sued for libel).
If I were Portuguese, I'd so go by Porta-Vince.
lhvihuxz
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