Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Shake that Milk

IM between me and Lora:

Me:
my milkshake brings the boys to the yard, and they're like, "it's better than yours," damn right, it's better than yours, i'd teach you, but i'd have to charge

Lora:
have you lost your mind?

Me:
yes.

Me:
hahahaha.

Me:
MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Me:
just doing my little bit o' evil for the day by popping the most annoying song ever into your head.

Lora:
thanks.....

Lora:
[my roommate] loves that song.

Me:
ew.

3 comments:

Jon said...

That song makes me laugh- it's so raunchy, and in the video, Kelis is so close to getting gangbanged in a diner.

Hmmm- remember that song 'My neck, my back' from a few years ago? Well, in the unedited version, Kiah (or whatever her name was) sings 'My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack'. I blushed when I heard it!

Matthew said...

"Nasteeeee. Nasty boys. Oh, you nasty boys."

Dennis! said...

Jon: It took me weeks to find out what exactly a "milkshake" was. I'm just so old that kind of lingo is past me already.

I remember when I was young (ah, way back when!) and 2 Live Crew was the worst thing out there (and they were pretty bad). I just remember lyrics like "lick my ass, up and down, 'til your tongue turns doo-doo brown." That was a bit graphic for a 10-year-old (of however old I was).

Matt: You are evil for planting yet another invidious song in my head.